straight boys

Sauna boy doesn't know how to work a phone, except for when he's drunk. Oh well, I guess he's not worth waiting for... I'm just going to say I'm over it, and soon enough it'll be completely true.

A few nights ago at the gym, I enjoyed some sauna time with hot straight boys. So hot. In the sauna, there's like an L-shaped bench along two walls, and at the backwall there's another bench that's higher up. I was just relaxing in the middle of the back bench when hot straight boy #1, fortunately wearing nothing but a skimpy gym towel, came in and sat on the bench, so I move over slightly to be courteous. He's tall, excellent body, good abs, blonde surferish hair. Then his hot friend comes in and sits on the bench in between us and I move over a little more. He also has a really good body, tall, abs aren't as nice, and hair is a little less shaggy but still beach blonde. I'm thinking... this is awesome, two hot boys, and I'm sharing the bench with them when there's all sorts of other room, and they're friendly and talking to each other so it's not just awkward silence. Then, hot friend #3 comes in. Tall blonde and good body... again. It's amazing. Rather than sitting on the lower bench, he joins his buds on the top bench. They're all completely comfortable with each other, being that close to each other wearing nothing but a tiny towel to cover their junk. Of course, as soon as they sit down, they lift the towel and they're bare-assed and just leaving the towel over the goods... lots of really nice ass, it was so wonderful. Then, finally (actually this all happens in less than a minute, but still, time slows down when there's this much to process), hot straight friend #4 comes in. Its getting a little crowded in the sauna, but he's not going to be the bitch and take the bottom bench, so he comes in and sits between his friends and me, five boys all on the top bench, no one else in the sauna, plenty of other room.... it's like Christmas. He's also tall but with dark hair, and a little bit hairier than the other boys -- not too much, just his chest/stomach and legs were noticeably hairy, maybe because he had darker hair. As if all of this isn't enough, there's not a lot of room on the bench, so there was definite thigh and ass contact. Nothing like five naked boys crammed into a hot hot hot sauna sitting thigh-to-thigh, ass-to-ass. One of them made a joke about jacking off in there at one point. And they were all friendly, so I could look at them because we were talking, not because I was staring. We were all in the sauna for seriously like twenty minutes. It was amazing. I love hot boys. Then when it was all over, nothing left to do but shower, and the showers are communal at the gym... unfortunately, the guys were slightly modest about their packages and weren't completely uninhibited, but I saw some good stuff. A good amount of ass, not nearly enough cock, LOTS of nice bodies. Oh, and walking out of the sauna, seeing five sweaty prints of ass and cock and balls on the wooden bench? Yeah, that was hot too. It was a monumental night at the gym.
And I'm really glad they were all comfortable in their just in towels -- sometimes you see people come in like fully clothed just after they work out and it's like... not cool, and get your damn shoes off the bench. Then there are the guys who wear their boxers or shorts into the sauna... LAME! Guys like that need to get over their modesty, they'd have a lot more fun, and be a lot more comfortable (mentally and physically) in the lockerroom. One night I was at the sauna, and there was a guy in there who wore his boxers not only in the sauna but also while he was showering (what the hell??), but I made sure to talk to him during that brief moment in time when his boxers were off... he had to face me, I saw his dick, it was a good triumph over modesty.

So anyways, on the monumental night of sharing the sauna with four hot straight boys, as I was walking out, I saw the boyfriend of that one guy with the amazing eyes I've had an obscene crush on since orientation. He (his boyfriend) is pretty hot too, and I had never seen him in person before... too bad I didn't see him in the lockerroom. He's another Scorpio, by the way -- like I said, I'm encountering way too many Scorpio boys lately. Then when I got back to the dorms, I checked his facebook, and his relationship status is no longer "in a relationship", but "it's complicated." !!!!! Of course I have no idea what the details are, and the boy I obsess over has a private profile so I can't see what his says... but I like having the slight degree of mystery. Oh my god, I would seem like such a stalker if anybody knew all this, haha, but I swear I'm not... I just like facebook a lot, and I'm observant and have a good memory.

Oh, the next day after sauna night, I went to the gym again and hit the sauna and saw one of the boys from the night before. He remembered me and said hey, but my timing wasn't perfect and he was on the way out of the sauna just as I was going in. So I've at least made acquaintances with four hot straight boys... maybe I'll see them in the sauna more often. I certainly hope so.